Annnnnnnnnd welcome to today's edition of The Dating Game. Here we have a lovely bachelorette, an American woman living temporarily in the great city of Mumbai, India who is looking to explore the dating scene in this exotic land. Now, let's meet our bachelors!
Bachelor #1: He's smart, ambitious and charming! Since he owns his own startup, his long hours at the office mean that he has no room in his schedule for pesky things like a girlfriend. He's still kind and caring and will be a great friend, as long as you don't ask him to have feelings for you whatsoever. If you can handle the dearth of emotional validation, then cozy on up to Bachelor #1, Mr. Harmless Sociopath!
Bachelor #2: He's living far from home and misses his family. He's the baby of his family and is used to his elder siblings, parents, and friends doting on him, but here in Mumbai he has no one to fill that role (Audience: "awwwwwww"). He's used to getting what he wants, and he wants you! Welcome Bachelor #2, Mr. Pampered Man-child!
Bachelor #3: He works in finance and seems to be more comfortable talking about equity markets than....well, anything else. He wears a suit with the best of them and can stimulate the most important part of your body - your brain! Try to crack through the nerdy exterior and find the creamy romantic center of Bachelor #3, Mr. Awkward Finance Dude!
Bachelor #4 (that's right, folks - there are more): He works in corporate communications, but that doesn't stop him from telling you the truth - in all circumstances. You won't be sure whether he is a master communicator or needs to spend some time in a Dale Carnegie seminar, but either way he'll keep you on your toes. See if you can smooth off the rough edges of this blunt blusterer, Bachelor #4, Mr. Straight Talk!
Bachelor #5: He's rich and handsome...and he knows it. He will sweep you off your feet, and leave you wondering where your inhibitions and several articles of clothing have gone! He travels around the world for work and meets interesting people, tells interesting stories, and looks damn good doing it. Good luck figuring out whether you can trust a single word out of his mouth, but enjoy watching his perfect teeth and tongue move when you're chatting with Bachelor #5, Mr. International Man of Mystery!
Bachelor #6: He's an advertising exec, but the question is: can he sell you on the prospect of dating him? He's a party animal who loves posting photos on Facebook of him with women in skimpy outfits, and asks you inappropriate questions that are not commensurate with your level of familiarity. You might feel like you need a bath after you talk to him, but he'd be happy to jump into the tub with you...and bring some friends along too! Try to avoid catching herpes or a case of the dry-heaves when you shake hands with Bachelor #6, Mr. Slick and Slimy!
Bachelor #7: He's a fellow visitor to India, whose accent and dancing skills prove that he hails from the land of Colombia (arriba, arriba!). He works in oil & gas, so he spends most of his time in mosquito-infested developing nations and is looking for a little more refined company. Unfortunately his sense of adventure ends at the door of his career, since his idea of exploring Mumbai is going to the mall! Explore a more boring type of adventure with Bachelor #7, Mr. Latin Lame-o!
Bachelor #8: This man needs no introduction - after all, he's a famous actor...in his own mind! He boasts about his prospects in the entertainment industry while at the same time acting so desperate to meet you that he contacts you through two separate websites when you didn't respond to his initial message! Good luck getting away from the grips of Bachelor #8, Mr. Actor/Singer/Dancer/Director/Borderline Stalker!
Bachelor #9: He is an outdoorsman and makes his money by shooting beautiful animals...with a camera. Right now he's caught you in his lens and wants to capture your affections. Spend some time with him to find out whether a photo really is worth 1,000 words, Bachelor #9, Mr. Wildlife Photographer!
Bachelor #10: He lives three hours away from you but is willing to drive to Mumbai to see you every day of the week if you ask him to. He's not the cutest or the smartest guy, and his description of his job makes it sound like he's a dry cleaner. If you want someone who will thank his lucky stars every time you decide to give him the time of day, then throw a bone to Bachelor #10, Mr. Dependable & Desperate!
Now, audience, you've met our bachelors. Who do you think the lovely bachelorette should spend her precious time with? After all, she's only here for 6 more weeks and doesn't have time to indulge every date request she receives. Plus new bachelors are arriving every day - there are three more waiting in the green room that we just couldn't feature on today's show due to time constraints. Cast your votes now and help our bachelorette decide with whom she's going to play The Dating Game!
Bachelor #1: He's smart, ambitious and charming! Since he owns his own startup, his long hours at the office mean that he has no room in his schedule for pesky things like a girlfriend. He's still kind and caring and will be a great friend, as long as you don't ask him to have feelings for you whatsoever. If you can handle the dearth of emotional validation, then cozy on up to Bachelor #1, Mr. Harmless Sociopath!
Bachelor #2: He's living far from home and misses his family. He's the baby of his family and is used to his elder siblings, parents, and friends doting on him, but here in Mumbai he has no one to fill that role (Audience: "awwwwwww"). He's used to getting what he wants, and he wants you! Welcome Bachelor #2, Mr. Pampered Man-child!
Bachelor #3: He works in finance and seems to be more comfortable talking about equity markets than....well, anything else. He wears a suit with the best of them and can stimulate the most important part of your body - your brain! Try to crack through the nerdy exterior and find the creamy romantic center of Bachelor #3, Mr. Awkward Finance Dude!
Bachelor #4 (that's right, folks - there are more): He works in corporate communications, but that doesn't stop him from telling you the truth - in all circumstances. You won't be sure whether he is a master communicator or needs to spend some time in a Dale Carnegie seminar, but either way he'll keep you on your toes. See if you can smooth off the rough edges of this blunt blusterer, Bachelor #4, Mr. Straight Talk!
Bachelor #5: He's rich and handsome...and he knows it. He will sweep you off your feet, and leave you wondering where your inhibitions and several articles of clothing have gone! He travels around the world for work and meets interesting people, tells interesting stories, and looks damn good doing it. Good luck figuring out whether you can trust a single word out of his mouth, but enjoy watching his perfect teeth and tongue move when you're chatting with Bachelor #5, Mr. International Man of Mystery!
Bachelor #6: He's an advertising exec, but the question is: can he sell you on the prospect of dating him? He's a party animal who loves posting photos on Facebook of him with women in skimpy outfits, and asks you inappropriate questions that are not commensurate with your level of familiarity. You might feel like you need a bath after you talk to him, but he'd be happy to jump into the tub with you...and bring some friends along too! Try to avoid catching herpes or a case of the dry-heaves when you shake hands with Bachelor #6, Mr. Slick and Slimy!
Bachelor #7: He's a fellow visitor to India, whose accent and dancing skills prove that he hails from the land of Colombia (arriba, arriba!). He works in oil & gas, so he spends most of his time in mosquito-infested developing nations and is looking for a little more refined company. Unfortunately his sense of adventure ends at the door of his career, since his idea of exploring Mumbai is going to the mall! Explore a more boring type of adventure with Bachelor #7, Mr. Latin Lame-o!
Bachelor #8: This man needs no introduction - after all, he's a famous actor...in his own mind! He boasts about his prospects in the entertainment industry while at the same time acting so desperate to meet you that he contacts you through two separate websites when you didn't respond to his initial message! Good luck getting away from the grips of Bachelor #8, Mr. Actor/Singer/Dancer/Director/Borderline Stalker!
Bachelor #9: He is an outdoorsman and makes his money by shooting beautiful animals...with a camera. Right now he's caught you in his lens and wants to capture your affections. Spend some time with him to find out whether a photo really is worth 1,000 words, Bachelor #9, Mr. Wildlife Photographer!
Bachelor #10: He lives three hours away from you but is willing to drive to Mumbai to see you every day of the week if you ask him to. He's not the cutest or the smartest guy, and his description of his job makes it sound like he's a dry cleaner. If you want someone who will thank his lucky stars every time you decide to give him the time of day, then throw a bone to Bachelor #10, Mr. Dependable & Desperate!
Now, audience, you've met our bachelors. Who do you think the lovely bachelorette should spend her precious time with? After all, she's only here for 6 more weeks and doesn't have time to indulge every date request she receives. Plus new bachelors are arriving every day - there are three more waiting in the green room that we just couldn't feature on today's show due to time constraints. Cast your votes now and help our bachelorette decide with whom she's going to play The Dating Game!
go with Mr. International Man of Mystery
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