Welcome back, folks, to this week's episode of The Dating Game! We've already heard from our bachelorette on how things are going with last week's contestants, so let's next introduce the new bachelors who have thrown their hats in the ring to win this lovely lady's heart...
Bachelor #11: He's an accomplished flirt, he's smooth with the ladies, and he's not ashamed to show it! He'll capture your heart with witty banter and chiseled features, not to mention a sense of adventure that seems like just the right amount of dangerous. He's in advertising by day, a screenplaywright by night, and a voice over actor on the weekends, and aspires to make it big in Bollywood. Will this bachelorette be the muse he's been searching for to finish his masterpiece? Find out when you go out with Bachelor #11, Mr. Bollywood Heartthrob!
Bachelor #12: This bachelor is smart and sardonic, but the photo on InterNations is taken from far away, so for all you know, you could be talking to the Elephant Man. Who needs looks, though, when he has already started calling you by western-themed terms of endearment like "lil lady" and "filly" - even though he's probably never ridden a horse in his life? Try your hand at being his favorite cowgirl when you spend time with Bachelor #12, Mr. Wannabe Cowboy!
Bachelor #13: He's a senior in college at the best university in India, but doesn't let that stop him from having fun! His hobbies include partying, clubbing, mixology, and porn, so clearly you have hours of stimulating conversation ahead of you. But hurry - he's moving to Amsterdam after he graduates, so you need to act now to take advantage of this opportunity and relive your college days with Bachelor #13, Mr. Party Baby!
Bachelor #14: He's Indian but has a Japanese name, so clearly this is a man with international connections. He's an engineer by trade, so expect to have your pants charmed off you by his finely honed social skills. Unfortunately his English is "no so good" and his profile picture reveals that his hair seems to have relocated from his head to his back and shoulders, but there's plenty of him to love if only you're willing to try. Is this bachelorette willing to try to overcome their communication difficulties to really get to know Bachelor #14, Mr. Woolly Mammoth?
Bachelor #15: This bachelor wears black polyester pants and uses hair gel like they're going out of style. He spends his life trying to pick up women in bars and has only recently graduated to attempting to romance them online. You may prefer to stay away from people who are likely to get arrested in an undercover sting operation for a local Ecstasy ring, but if you're feeling like living on the edge with nothing but his hair gel to keep you from falling off, then jump into the paddywagon with Bachelor #15, Mr. Might Be A Drug Dealer!
Bachelor #16: All you need to hear about this gentleman is his profession - he's a proprietor of a fine jewelry store! If you'd like to be dripping in diamonds, ravished by rubies, or seduced by sapphires then look no further than Bachelor #17, Mr. Bling Bling!
Bachelor #17: This guy just got off the boat and is looking for some terrestrial adventure. He's a lieutenant commander in the Indian navy and is looking to mix ranks with any lucky civilian who strikes his fancy. If you get creative, I'm sure you can figure out a way to put his knot-tying skills to work. Ahoy matey, it's time to step on board with Bachelor #18, Mr. Lonely Mariner.
Bachelor #18: He's a helicoptor pilot, and right now his rotors are spinning for you! He's flying into town for only a few days and wants to whisk you off your feet, but he keeps asking you to fill out your online profile in greater detail, since clearly that's the only possible way he can get to know you better. Go on the ride of your life with Bachelor #18, Mr. Pushy Pilot!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's it for this week. Cast your votes now if you want to hear more about our bachelorette's dating adventures with any of these lucky men. In the meantime, we'll continue to field requests from new bachelors, each vying for a chance at playing The Dating Game!
Until next week!
Bachelor #11: He's an accomplished flirt, he's smooth with the ladies, and he's not ashamed to show it! He'll capture your heart with witty banter and chiseled features, not to mention a sense of adventure that seems like just the right amount of dangerous. He's in advertising by day, a screenplaywright by night, and a voice over actor on the weekends, and aspires to make it big in Bollywood. Will this bachelorette be the muse he's been searching for to finish his masterpiece? Find out when you go out with Bachelor #11, Mr. Bollywood Heartthrob!
Bachelor #12: This bachelor is smart and sardonic, but the photo on InterNations is taken from far away, so for all you know, you could be talking to the Elephant Man. Who needs looks, though, when he has already started calling you by western-themed terms of endearment like "lil lady" and "filly" - even though he's probably never ridden a horse in his life? Try your hand at being his favorite cowgirl when you spend time with Bachelor #12, Mr. Wannabe Cowboy!
Bachelor #13: He's a senior in college at the best university in India, but doesn't let that stop him from having fun! His hobbies include partying, clubbing, mixology, and porn, so clearly you have hours of stimulating conversation ahead of you. But hurry - he's moving to Amsterdam after he graduates, so you need to act now to take advantage of this opportunity and relive your college days with Bachelor #13, Mr. Party Baby!
Bachelor #14: He's Indian but has a Japanese name, so clearly this is a man with international connections. He's an engineer by trade, so expect to have your pants charmed off you by his finely honed social skills. Unfortunately his English is "no so good" and his profile picture reveals that his hair seems to have relocated from his head to his back and shoulders, but there's plenty of him to love if only you're willing to try. Is this bachelorette willing to try to overcome their communication difficulties to really get to know Bachelor #14, Mr. Woolly Mammoth?
Bachelor #15: This bachelor wears black polyester pants and uses hair gel like they're going out of style. He spends his life trying to pick up women in bars and has only recently graduated to attempting to romance them online. You may prefer to stay away from people who are likely to get arrested in an undercover sting operation for a local Ecstasy ring, but if you're feeling like living on the edge with nothing but his hair gel to keep you from falling off, then jump into the paddywagon with Bachelor #15, Mr. Might Be A Drug Dealer!
Bachelor #16: All you need to hear about this gentleman is his profession - he's a proprietor of a fine jewelry store! If you'd like to be dripping in diamonds, ravished by rubies, or seduced by sapphires then look no further than Bachelor #17, Mr. Bling Bling!
Bachelor #17: This guy just got off the boat and is looking for some terrestrial adventure. He's a lieutenant commander in the Indian navy and is looking to mix ranks with any lucky civilian who strikes his fancy. If you get creative, I'm sure you can figure out a way to put his knot-tying skills to work. Ahoy matey, it's time to step on board with Bachelor #18, Mr. Lonely Mariner.
Bachelor #18: He's a helicoptor pilot, and right now his rotors are spinning for you! He's flying into town for only a few days and wants to whisk you off your feet, but he keeps asking you to fill out your online profile in greater detail, since clearly that's the only possible way he can get to know you better. Go on the ride of your life with Bachelor #18, Mr. Pushy Pilot!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's it for this week. Cast your votes now if you want to hear more about our bachelorette's dating adventures with any of these lucky men. In the meantime, we'll continue to field requests from new bachelors, each vying for a chance at playing The Dating Game!
Until next week!
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